Me:You really should dump him. He is such an ass.
Friend: Well, I kinda just wish I could break up with him over text. Any good ideas on how to do this?
Me: Well, you could show up at his school, Tar and Feather him, and hope he gets the hint.
Other friend: I have a huge respect for you now.
Friend: So I was watching Labyrinth and-
Other friend: Oh, no! Please I can only think of David Bowies unwanted bulge in those God awful tights. It’s like:
You remind me of the bulge.
Bulge with the power!
Power of voodoo!
Remind me of the bulge!